After the arrival of Hurricane Sandy, many along the eastern
seaboard began to wonder how it would affect them and their day-to-day
lives. Among those people worrying about
the super storm is the Republican Party.
At first, it looked like a great thing for their election. The Hurricane would hit, everyone would be in
a bad mood and then the country would blame it all on Obama. But then, all of the election-helping destruction
turned into unhelpful destruction when Obama started not only doing a good job
preparing for the storm, but had that good job praised by New Jersey Governor
Chris Christie. “When the President
deserves praise, I will give him praise” said the Governor, completely ruining
everything. He then went on to talk about
how big of a help Obama was in alleviating the damage to the state and speeding
up the process of declaring it an emergency zone.
“I have never seen such a blatant betrayal as this one” said
OX News contributor Charley Bratwurstscrewdriver. “It’s been bad enough hearing all these moderate
Republicans like that Colin Powell endorse Obama, but all of a sudden a little
rain and wind hits his state and one of our hardliner Republicans said that he’s
doing a good job. How selfish could you
be? Just imagine if you were Romney and
all of a sudden one of your biggest supporters says ‘He doesn’t give a damn
about politics right now’? Why can’t he
put this Hurricane into perspective?!?!”
Hurricane Sandy is also a poorly disguised attempt by the
president to boost his election numbers.
By politically showing off under the guise of ‘doing his job’ in the
last days of the election, Obama can win the election. It might seem all nice and bipartisan on the
outside, with Obama and Christie working together to ‘restore power’ and ‘rescue
drowning people, but it’s really all a big scam. A big, helpful scam.
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