Animated Disney Star Arrested for Possession of Marijuana

            It seems we have to report another Disney Channel star for something crazy, but here we go again.  However, it seems like the bad behavior of Disney Channel stars has spilled over into the animated field of the world famous entertainment.  After getting a tip off from their sister, Phineas and his stepbrother Ferb were found in an un-occupied apartment with 20 pounds of marijuana. 

            “It was so great to finally bust my brothers!” said Candace.  “But I suppose it was to be expected.  Ever since they started working for Disney… and I just knew that Lindsey girl would be a bad influence.”  While the girl she mentioned, Lindsey Lohan was not found at the apartment with Phineas and Ferb, many have suspected that she may be the owner of the weed the two smoked.  When asked about the issue, she responded, “That’s sooo not true!  Why does everyone associate me with underage drinking at pot smoking!  It’s so unfair!  Just because I smoke pot and drink excessively doesn’t mean everyone should associate me with smoking pot and drinking excessively!!!”  This was all her handlers permitted her to say on the matter.

            With summer vacation around the corner, this could also go very far to hurt Phineas and Ferb’s career.  As the basis of their show is finding ways to not waste summer vacation, any charges brought against them could keep them from appearing on the show named after them.  Disney is currently scrambling for a way to escape this predicament, looking for ways to settle the brother’s debt to society that don’t involve them spending their summer in the slammer.  It would also be very hard for Disney to produce any shows about what Phineas anticipates to do that day if it involves a prison shank, using Newports as currency or finding new and creative ways to scare the punkish little kids on ‘Scared Straight’.

            The actions of the two stepbrothers have brought up even more questions about children’s entertainment.  Why are our children always entertained by irresponsible people?  Why do they all seem to be working for the same company, Disney?  And why does Disney always project an image of innocent childhood when the people in their employ consistently do crazy and not innocent things?  These questions will never be answered, in part due to the pending lawsuits against us for using the word ‘Disney’ in this article without their express permission.