After years and years of first
person shooters based on World War Two, Afghanistan and the Vietnam War… once…
Treyarch is proud to announce that if war breaks out between North Korea and
the United States, they will make another Call of Duty about it afterwards. “After making four different World War Two
games, three Modern Warfare games and ignoring the shit out of the Cold War for
years and years, we thought that a Vietnam game, the first ‘Black Ops’, would
do the trick. But since it didn’t have
enough high-tech gadgets and every last weapon and killstreak wasn’t overpowered to the nth
degree, nobody liked it” said one Treyarch representative “But then they
released MW3. While fans liked it a lot
more, especially since it wasn’t Treyarch, a bunch of people still thought it
was more of the same. People don’t want
the same game over and over again.
They want new weapons, new missions, new enemies, new wars. And that is why we here at Treyarch are
hoping and praying that North Korea is dumb enough to invade the south so we
can watch our real-life army kick their asses and then make a game about it,
but for some reason make a fictional storyline anyways.”
It’s not just Treyarch that is
anticipating the release of the Second Korean War; app makers are already
churning out hundreds of bad tower defense games based on the coming war, along
with several other smaller companies making first person shooters about the
game in a “what if?” scenario if a North Korean nuclear bomb actually hit
something important and programmers are releasing “Kim Jong-Un Edition”
versions of Nazi Zombies. In this mod of
the original Nazi Zombies, players will be able to run-and-gun zombies of North Korean Military. Because
zombies have to be incorporated into everything.
Everything.
