Late one February New York Evening,
a masked group of thugs robbed the Federal Reserve Bank of New York. They had heavily outgunned the police and had
a heavily armored truck to make their escape with. But just when they were about to escape, four
solid gold ‘TrumparangsTM’ flew from seemingly out of nowhere,
blowing out all the tires on the truck.
Then, a masked guardian of the night, TrumpmanTM, flew down
from the top of Trump Towers in his TrumpgliderTM, beating up all of
the bank robbers and prying open the back door with his bare hands. But before the police could arrest him for
vigilantism, he vanished.
“We’ve never seen anyone or anything
like this before” said one New York policeman.
“He came from what seemed like out of nowhere, beat the crap out of
people, and left, with nothing in his wake but solid gold TrumparangsTM. Who could this be?” The Police commissioner has recently found a
way to contact the mysterious TrumpmanTM. This is done by shining a spotlight on Trump
Tower, which causes the mysterious TrumpmanTM to exit his lair and
come to speak to the commissioner at the source of the light. “He’s recently mentioned getting an
accomplice” said the commissioner. “He’s
looking for someone younger to take role of ‘Trump WonderTM’, as a
sidekick. In order become this sidekick,
you must first win a twelve-week televised contest, defeating all of the other
celebrities to win the coveted title of ‘Celebrity Appre- I mean Trump WonderTM”
As a side note, no Two-Face parallel
to Trumpman will be offered, as there is already too much screwed-up hairstyling
in this parody.
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